Its about making memories worth repressing
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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