Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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