that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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