toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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