okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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