We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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