Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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