So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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