I love black thongs
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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