Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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