I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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