that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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