i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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