My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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