I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
