wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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