fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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