used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
PS: I just woke up from my shower
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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