thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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