I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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