scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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