I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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