My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
wakey wakey hands off snakey
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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