: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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