and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize
