addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
