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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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