Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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