batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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