About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's shark week go big or go home
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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