My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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