chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I forget how to act sober
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