She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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