problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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