marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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