just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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