So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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