end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
another moral hangover. fuck.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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