i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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