yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
