Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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