My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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