i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
two words: eviction party
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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