I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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