im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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