oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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