Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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