I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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