nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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