Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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