I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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