Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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